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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 11 - Miri

Original Airdate: October 27, 1966

Rusk Hotel

The Enterprise receives a distress call - an old Earth SOS call - from a planet, and the crew traces it back to its source. Once there, they find a planet exactly like Earth in almost every way. They beam down to check it out and find themselves in a tableau of extreme (and extremely picturesque) urban decay. (Seriously, I'd love to be the crew photographer anyway, but never more so than right now. The old signs! The corner hotel! Did Walker Evans dress the set that day?) Spock says that the architecture and development puts the culture there at about 1960, but he thinks that some sort of deterioration has been going on for centuries and might explain why there are no signs of life; he adds that the distress signal was probably automated.

Bones opines that this is the most horrible conglomeration of antique architecture he's ever seen. You can stuff it, McCoy.

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 10 - Dagger of the Mind

Original Airdate: November, 1966

Synopsis

Idiot
We open on two crewmen trying to beam down medical supplies (including some mighty big pill bottles) to a penal colony for psychiatric patients, Tantalus V. They keep trying, but nothing's dematerializing. Kirk walks into the transporter room and sees the problem - it's a penal colony, therefore, it has a forcefield in place. He calls down to the colony and gets them to drop the field, allowing the shipment through and the colony's outgoing shipment to come up. (It's going to Stockholm, Eurasia, as a mild note of interest.)

Before he leaves the room, he hassles the lead transporter room guy a little. (Including the look shown that says, "this guy's an idiot.") Lead guy puts up with it graciously and goes to take care of the inbound shipment.

The other transporter room crewman turns his back to the box and takes some readings. As he does so, a sweaty man with wild hair & an oxygen mask slowly gets out of the box, walks over, and karate chops him, knocking him out.

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 09 - What Are Little Girls Made Of?

Original Airdate: October 20, 1966

Synopsis

Exo III

On the bridge, Jim is talking to Chapel about her fiance, Dr. Roger Korby; he is evidently the "Pasteur of archaeological medicine," (what in the Sam Hill does that even mean? He heals mummies?) and has been missing for five years. Chapel gave up a career in bioresearch to sign on for starship duty so she could go look for him; she believes that he's still alive. His last mission said they'd found underground caverns, and he's the determined type.

Spock is not so upbeat; Exo III, the planet Korby and his party were on, may be Class M, but the temperatures drop to a hundred degrees below zero at night, and two other search parties failed to find them. Maybe they should send Sulu down to look; he has some experience with planets like that. Just send his good luck tent and some coffee down with him.

Jim asks Spock quietly if he thinks there's any chance of finding Korby alive, and in answer, Spock fades the screen with Korby's photo on it to black. Guess not.

Uhura's second attempt at hailing the party on all frequencies actually gets a response; Korby himself hails them back.

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Star Trek: The Original Series - Episode 08 - Balance of Terror

Original Airdate: December 15, 1966

Behind the Scenes

This is one of the good ones, so it's going to be hard to wring a lot of humor from it. This is a story of two flagships, the Federation's and the Romulan Star Empire's, and their two captains, both possessed of excellent strategic minds. It's the first time we meet the Romulans, and while I'm sure they were initially meant to be nothing more than a one-off villain of the week, the story, transplanted well from old World War II submarine movies, and the guest star's compelling acting, made the Romulans a memorable enemy and one of the most important and deadly Federation adversaries throughout the entire Trek universe. This will be even lengthier (!! I know) than usual because there is so much to cover in this one that ends up getting used later on. This episode is very heavy on the mythos-making. Also, it's just plain good.

In the future I shall endeavor to make them briefer. And funnier.

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Star Trek: The Original Series - Episode 07 - Charlie X

Original Airdate: September 15, 1966

Synopsis

Jim
We open on the transporter room, as members of the freighter Antares are about to beam over with someone who will be a passenger aboard the Enterprise. Two men and a teenage boy beam over. The boy is introduced as Charlie Evans, who was the only survivor of a transport crash 14 years ago, and apparently learned everything he knows only from educational tapes.

The Antares crewmembers seem to be about to say something unpleasant when Charlie, behind Kirk's back, crosses his eyes and makes a strange expression. Suddenly, the crewmembers chatter effusively about the boy. Jim asks if they need anything while they're there - medical care, entertainment tapes, even Saurian brandy...? No, no, they hastily respond. Gotta be on their way, gotta get moving! They fairly hop back on the transporter pad and beam back over, leaving Jim mildly surprised.

During the conversation, Charlie has periodically interrupted with questions and exclamations, which you'd expect of a kid raised on his own. Jim kindly tells him that interrupting is considered wrong, and Charlie apologizes. We find that the Enterprise has 428 human crewmembers, and presumably Spock isn't counted in that, so I assume full ship's complement is 429 (assuming that there aren't other aliens aboard).

Charlie gets close to the door and it opens, making him jump backward. Then it opens again and Yeoman Rand walks in. Jim introduces them and has Janice show him to sickbay. Charlie looks her up and down, and asks, "are you a girl?" Jim confirms that yes, that's a girl. Poor, long-suffering Janice rolls her eyes and leads him onward.

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 06 - The Naked Time

Original Airdate: September 29, 1966

Synopsis

frozen
The ship is orbiting planet Psi 2000 to pick up a small crew of scientists monitoring it and observe as the planet "dies" and breaks up. We open on Spock and one Lt. Joe Tormolen in orange protective suits (with a fetching silver pattern) as they beam into a room that is completely frozen over. (It looks like it's had that popcorn ceiling material sprayed over everything, but it gets "frozen" across nicely.)

There's a man in a space suit, also frozen, draped over a desk in the foreground. Spock runs the big orange hair dryer scanner over him and takes readings. They split up and do some exploring, finding a man in the shower fully clothed (and frozen) among other bizarre things. In the background is a woman's body (it's obviously a mannequin, but let's play pretend, shall we?) and she has been strangled.

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 05 - The Man Trap

Original Airdate: September 8, 1966

Ruins
We open with Spock at the conn, and Uhura, of all people, at navigation. Jim & McCoy, along with Crewman Darnell, are beaming down to planet M113. There are ruins there, and a lone archaeologist and his wife are studying them. They've been there five years, and every year, a starship pops by to give them routine medical exams; McCoy has apparently drawn that straw this year.

The wife in question is an old flame of McCoy's; one he could never really forget. As they walk over to the residence, Jim teasingly picks some tall grass and asks McCoy if he'd like to take her some flowers. The doctor asks Jim if that's how he gets the girls to like them, by bribing them. Jim smiles, and they knock on the door. No one answers, so they walk right in. (Doesn't anybody ever knock in the future?)

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 04 - The Enemy Within

Original Airdate: October 6, 1966

Synopsis

what's going on here?
We are planetside, and we are also a little disoriented, because there's a lot of weird stuff going on. In the background, a vibrantly striped tent is going up, off to the left, there's a box of what looks like orange and pink feather boas, and Sulu is standing front and center looking stoned and holding a dog wearing an obvious costume of pink and orange fur with a weird tail, a unicorn horn and shiny flare thingies over the ears.

Did Timothy Leary write this?

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 03 - Mudd's Women

Original Airdate: October 13, 1966

Synopsis
The Enterprise comes across a small ship, acting like it's fleeing the law. Jim's suspicions are raised and he pursues. The chase is on, and it burns up the little ship and burns out most of the Enterprise's "lithium" crystals. (Perhaps those crystals regulate the brain chemistry of the "dilithium" crystals the ship will run on in the near future.)

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 02 - The Corbomite Maneuver

Episode 02
The Corbomite Maneuver
Original Airdate: November 10, 1966

Synopsis
The Enterprise crew is out mapping a specific area of space – they're the first ship in the Federation to make it out this far, so they're taking notes and pictures for everyone else. Jim's getting a physical, so Spock's got the conn (in the big chair, in other words) when out of nowhere, a glowing cube appears in front of the ship and moves with them in any direction when they try to elude it.

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 01 - Where No Man Has Gone Before

Original Airdate: September 22, 1966

Synopsis
We meet Jim Kirk while he's playing three-dimensional chess with his first officer (ooh, somebody got a promotion when that chilly old female got canned!)

We also meet the new helm guy, Gary Mitchell (played by Gary Lockwood.) He and Jim were best buddies at the academy, and while Jim is as kind and respectful as can be to his half-Vulcan first officer (unlike so many others), Gary's his BFF.

They find a little thingy floating around in space when it sends out a distress signal. They beam it (it's a ship's recorder from the S.S. Valiant) aboard and then they head out toward the galaxy's edge in an attempt to see what happened to the Valiant. They finally locate recordings that give them more information, and they tell the story of chaos aboard ship, repeated requests for information on ESP from the ship's library files, damage, six crewmen dead, and finally the captain giving self destruct orders.

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Star Trek: The Original Series Episode 00 - The Cage

Never aired as is during original series run; first air date October 4, 1988

Behind the Scenes:

This is the very first pilot that series creator Gene Roddenberry made in 1965; this is nothing more than a filmed rough draft. In fact, so little of it initially survived intact that a color print of the full episode wasn't found until the late '80s, when it was aired as a special in primetime.

There's no Kirk or McCoy, and God, does the show suffer for it. There is a Spock, but an embryonic one; this one's bangs are too short, and he's very yelly. I think Nimoy once said that he was shooting for that Naval First Officer thing. For the purposes of the show, he overshot. But the moments of emotion are awfully endearing, if strange.

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