Are you a television writer? Are you just sitting around with nothing to do during the strike? Well, buckle up. Because we're about to tell you what's wrong with your show, and Tabby is here to help us.

Star Trek Needlepoint Courtesy Craftster.

P.S. - Music is Travis's "Side" and a poor recording of Tenacious D doing the Flash Gordon theme. More than likely from a gig at Largo. I know I have better versions somewhere, but I can't be bothered to find them.

P.P.S. - Happy New Year!