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Best of the Tweets: Cake Lunch Edition


If you're not following any of these fine folks on the tweeting mechanism, then you are probably missing out. Here are some of our favorite bon mots from the past month, and also pictures of attractive women with red velvet cake. (Photoshops compiled from requests to our Facebook, Twitter, and this blog.)


@sarospice I'll vote for Mitt Romney if it turns out his first name is really Mittens.

[In response to the question: "What's your favorite Fringe episode?"] @henchman21 That one where Walter acts all crazy, Peter needlessly dumbs down scientific principles, and Olivia is kind of hot.

@sixthformpoet The more Twitter tells me it’s over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping.

@shawnries I don't know. A trench coat and hat doesn't seem like enough to disguise the fact that you're a mutant turtle carrying a sword.


@omarg I understand it's basic cable, but you'd think more of the undead would shuffle around with their zombie schlongs out. #walkingdead

@Clarkythecruel John Landis tells stories like my annoying uncle.

@warrenellis like YOU never wanted to walk down a street pepper-spraying people while looking bored wait Siri don't post that to

@mountain_goats dear all death metal labels: putting an URL on your sticker is extremely unbrutal. please keep it brutal. thank you

@philhester Shouldn't an Americanized Akira be retitled "Jeff"?


@_Cappsized I want to hold a LANdo party. Y'know, hook up our PC's, watched pirated versions of Empire, drink Colt 45. It'll be fun TIL HE SELLS US OUT

@MJMcKean Saw a rare portrait of Queen Anne without her famous collar, just biting the hell out of the eczema on her stomach.

@aftertheschism It actually only occurred to me today that I work full-time in a bookstore. Congrats, 14-year-old me. You did it.

[This was actually three tweets in a row.] @VictorGischler Who likes monkeys? Any monkeys for any reason .... ESPECIALLY Peter Fork. I hate your guts, auto correct.

...we here at Geektress LOVE Peter Fork, the monkey Monkee.

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Who the hell are those other broads? Mariska could out sexify any of them even in a snuggie and a bad haircut.