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Superman Returns, Creepier Than Ever

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This is why we now do podcasts: chat rooms take too long.

Brenda: What is this "Superman has a kid" shit? Also, did no one else find it creepy that Superman was basically stalking Lois? Hey, dude, she moved on. Supereavesdropping on her family is just fucking weird. Weirdo.

Laura: I don't think he was really stalking her. He checked in on her one time. The thing about the movie Superman is that he's so powerful. He's like a god, so it's not like he can't hear any conversation Lois has anyway. OK, he's a weirdo, but he's a really adorable weirdo. You know what? I'm just a big apologist for this movie because there is so much negative reaction to it.

Brenda: Well, I liked the movie, just that one thing stuck out. It was pretty to look at, though. I still really love Bryan Singer, despite his twink habits.

Laura: If he wasn't gay, he might not be so good at picking the pretty and then we wouldn't have had a movie with Brandon Routh and James Marsden. X-Men 3 should have been Cyclops and Jean Grey's movie. Instead they fucking killed him. I am still angry.

Brenda: I can't be the only one who is feeling bad for James Marsden continually being cast as the Superhero Baxter. He's always getting dumped in superhero love triangles.

Laura: James Marsden did not get dumped in the X-Men movies.

Brenda: You're right, James didn't get dumped. His character was just murdered by his schizo wife so she could fuck a wolfman with knives for hands. That's way more of a burn than getting jilted at the altar. "You know, Cyclops, your kisses are dreamy, but when we embrace, I want the excitement of knowing you could possibly slice me in half. Also cigar breath is awesome"

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