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"You know what I like, really love? Outback Steakhouse!"

Brenda: In some ways I think maybe Wonder Woman and J'onn J'onnz are doing it off-screen. I mean, their nicknames are inverted versions of one another, anyway.

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WW

Heh. They're on top of each other. (Yes, I'm five.)

Laura: Wonder Woman is so not Martian Manhunter's type. He likes middle-aged Japanese women and they do quaint, and really boring things, like go to craft fairs - stuff Wonder Woman would never do. OK, she'd go to the craft fair once, out of curiosity, but she'd get bored.

Brenda: I didn't say they were getting married and having babies and going to craft fairs! I'm saying that maybe they're doing it. It doesn't even matter! She's in love with Batman, anyway. LURVE. I'm gonna go write some fanfic.

Laura: You write your WW/MM/Bats love triangle and I will write my WW/Bats/Supes love triangle -- where Wonder Woman and Superman fight over Batman. I think mine would end with them calling Lois and the four of them having an orgy in the Batcave. Oracle video tapes it and sells it on the internet and then Green Arrow makes fun of them. I think that's how fanfic is supposed to work.

Brenda: I enjoy that we're arguing whether Martian Manhunter and Wonder Woman ever do it at the Pottery Barn. By the way, the whole time I was watching Superman Returns I was thinking: "GOOD! Now Clark can get all mopey over WW/Bats doing it."

Laura: I can just see Superman Returns Clark flying off at the end of the movie, thinking to himself, "at least I still have Bruce," and he goes to the Bat cave and finds Batman and Wonder Woman doing it on a training mat.

Then he flies off and cries.

Brenda: Or coughs loudly. Picturing Batman trying to act like he's not in the middle of doing it makes me laugh. "I was just uh... looking for my contact lens."

Laura: "....in Wonder Woman's bustier." Superman Returns Clark would fly away and cry. Smallville's Clark would cough loudly. Justice League Unlimited Clark would be like: "I'll just come back later," and then go tell Lois what he saw. Pre-Crisis Clark would get pissy, tell Diana to keep her hands off his man. Byrne-era Clark would stand there and cry, but keep watching. That's the subtle difference between all the Clarks.

Brenda: That paragraph will eventually go in to the "Diana Prince: Woman of Discretion" entry.

Laura: I'm sure many people have opinions about who WW is doing it with off-screen, like when she had that thing with Aquaman. That's the sort of thing people go to websites for, isn't it?

Brenda: If not, I don't know what the internets is all about anymore.

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I nearly passed out from laughing so hard at this